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still If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (Mary Bronstein, US 2025)

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Mary Bronstein / US, 2025 / 113 min.

Rose Byrne is deeply impressive caring for her ill daughter while her home and life are falling down around her ears in this darkly comedic body horror. Depicts the intense desperation that can develop in your home or psyche, for that matter.

poster If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (Mary Bronstein, US 2025)
For Linda (Rose Byrne) as a working mother in Montauk, life is full of stress and fear. Her daughter suffers from a mysterious disease and depends on constantly beeping medical equipment. Her husband is away at sea. Tensions are ratcheted up when a large, gaping hole appears in her bedroom ceiling – a metaphor for the immense pressure she is under.

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Persons under 16 years must be accompanied by an adultScenes from this movie may cause fearThis movie contains foul languageThis movie contains scenes of violence

Director

Mary Bronstein

Production year

2025

Country

US

Original title

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Length

113 min.

Language

English

Subtitles

NLD

Format

DCP

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still If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (Mary Bronstein, US 2025)
still If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (Mary Bronstein, US 2025)
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